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No Fat Chick Porch Will Cave In Coir Doormat
$35.99
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This No Fat Chick Porch Won’t Cave In Doormat is a one-of-a-kind front-door greeting sign for your property. This rug is composed of Coir, which is resilient, absorbent, and appealing. Every time you view the design with an outstanding statement, you could giggle and grin. It serves as a reminder to us all to not take ourselves too seriously!
No Fat Chick Porch Will Cave In Coir Doormat Description
No Fat Chick Porch Will Cave In Coir Doormat Information
| Designed by | Drama Shirt |
| Sizes | 16 x 24 (inches) 18 x 30 (inches) 20 x 30 (inches) 24 x 35 (inches) |
| Material | 70% coconut husk and 30% polyester. Liven up your front door decor with an inviting coir outdoor mat. Crafted from the highest quality coconut husk fibers to welcome all your guests. |
| Features | – Durable welcome mat features a premium vinyl backing to prevent slips or falls, letting the absorbant coir bristles trap in dirt, so you can wipe your feet worry-free. – Coir front door rug is also easy to clean, simply shake or sweep away all dirt and debris. |
What do Fat chicks mean?
A “fat chick” is a lady who is physically larger than typical. Any lady wearing a size 18 or bigger dress is most certainly a fat girl. (This size has been increased from 14 to 15.) Being a big chick does not suggest that the female is unattractive or ugly; rather, she is much larger than the average normal-sized lady. Fat chicks are commonly referred to as BIG Gorgeous WOMEN, or BBWs since they are both large and beautiful.
However, fat girls are characterized as what the average American guy (who is generally not all that skinny himself) does not want to hook up with, mainly because he believes it would harm his “image.”
The No Fat Chick Porch Will Cave In Coir Doormat is the perfect gift for any lady who has resolved to maintain her good eating habits and not give in. When you go home, this doormat, which is both cheery and daring, is likely to be a topic of discussion for you and your guests.
Production and General Shipping
Please keep in mind that Estimated Arrival = Production time + Shipping time
- All products are proudly printed in the United States, made as ordered, and printed on demand just for you. So each item will go through a production process. Because of this, there will be a Processing Time for them. Production varies from item to item (see below for a more accurate time).
- Orders print and ship Monday-Saturday.
- Some items may ship separately.
When will I get my stuff?
After your order has been placed, this is how the order is processed: Fulfillment time: 3-10 business days. It might be increased during special occasions (Christmas season, New Years, affected by disasters, Pandemic, etc.). Each item have different Production time (see below). Note: “Business days” are considered to be Monday through Friday, not including holidays or scheduled service interruptions. Please check with your local postal service for all other regional restrictions and observed holidays that may delay receipt of your shipment. Follow after the fulfillment time the shipping time which is different for products and shipping location. Please see the table below for more detailed processing times and shipping times:
PROCESSING & SHIPPING TIMES:
| Product | Processing Time | Shipping US | Shipping International |
| Apparel | 3-5 business days | 5-8 business days | 10-30 business days |
| Blanket | |||
| Tote Bag | |||
| Mug | |||
| Flag | |||
| Poster | 7-10 business days | ||
| Ornament | |||
| Tumbler | |||
| Coir Doormat | 4-6 business days | 15-20 business days | 25-30 business days |
Note:
- During special occasions such as Christmas, New Year or special events like disasters and pandemics, the processing time will be increased.
- Please be advised that shipping times may vary differently. Don’t hesitate to email us if you have any questions regarding your shipment!
- Order may arrive in multiple packages. Because of the difference in type and weight, Drama Shirt may pack your shipment in multiple packages, you will not be charged extra other than the amount that you've paid at checkout.
Tracking
When available, we will send you a tracking number with the confirmation email so that you can track the package online.
Shipping multiple orders
Multiple orders placed on the same day cannot be combined.
Shipping to multiple locations
Unfortunately, we cannot split up an order and ship to multiple locations. If you wish to send items to different locations, you will need to place a separate order for each shipping address.
Address changes
Unfortunately, we do not have the ability to change the shipping address once an order is out for delivery.
Customs charges and delays
Some countries may require import tax, duties, and customs fees for the imports. These charges, if applicable, are determined and charged by the Customs office of your country. Paying these charges is your responsibility. There might also be delays in delivery times due to customs checks which is out of our control. For more information, please contact your local Customs office.