Please Go The Fuck Away Coir Doormat

$35.99

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US Estimate Arrival Time

Oct 01
Order Placed

Oct 07 - Oct 11
Shipped

Oct 21 - Oct 31
Delivered!

Description
Shipping & Manufacturing Info

The ideal place to sit at those times when you don’t feel like seeing anybody, talking to anyone, or opening your door to anyone else in particular. You may let the world know that you’d prefer be left alone by kicking your feet up on this Please Go The Fuck Away Coir Doormat, which has a single provocative question and one straightforward instruction. It’s also used as an ideal gift for someone you want to say: Please Go The Fuck Away!

Please Go The Fuck Away Coir Doormat Description

Please Go The Fuck Away Coir Doormat Information

Designed by	Drama Shirt
Sizes	16 x 24 (inches) 18 x 30 (inches) 20 x 30 (inches) 24 x 35 (inches)
Material	70% coconut husk and 30% polyester. Liven up your front door decor with an inviting coir outdoor mat. Crafted from the highest quality coconut husk fibers to welcome all your guests.
Features	– Durable welcome mat features a premium vinyl backing to prevent slips or falls, letting the absorbant coir bristles trap in dirt, so you can wipe your feet worry-free. – Coir front door rug is also easy to clean, simply shake or sweep away all dirt and debris.

Please Go The Fuck Away

The expression “Please Go The Fuck Away” is a technique to convey to other people your unease with their presence. In the movie Almost Famous(2000), this idiom made an appearance. It is becoming more common, particularly in situations in which you do not want to interact with other individuals. This doormat will work well for your front entrance. Your visitors will be left wondering as to whether or not you would want for them to remain as a result of this.

Production and General Shipping

Please keep in mind that Estimated Arrival = Production time + Shipping time

All products are proudly printed in the United States, made as ordered, and printed on demand just for you. So each item will go through a production process. Because of this, there will be a Processing Time for them. Production varies from item to item (see below for a more accurate time).
Orders print and ship Monday-Saturday.
Some items may ship separately.

When will I get my stuff?

After your order has been placed, this is how the order is processed: Fulfillment time: 3-10 business days. It might be increased during special occasions (Christmas season, New Years, affected by disasters, Pandemic, etc.). Each item have different Production time (see below). Note: “Business days” are considered to be Monday through Friday, not including holidays or scheduled service interruptions. Please check with your local postal service for all other regional restrictions and observed holidays that may delay receipt of your shipment. Follow after the fulfillment time the shipping time which is different for products and shipping location. Please see the table below for more detailed processing times and shipping times:

PROCESSING & SHIPPING TIMES:

Product	Processing Time	Shipping US	Shipping International
Apparel	3-5 business days	5-8 business days	10-30 business days
Blanket
Tote Bag
Mug
Flag
Poster	7-10 business days
Ornament
Tumbler
Coir Doormat	4-6 business days	15-20 business days	25-30 business days

Note:

During special occasions such as Christmas, New Year or special events like disasters and pandemics, the processing time will be increased.
Please be advised that shipping times may vary differently. Don’t hesitate to email us if you have any questions regarding your shipment!
Order may arrive in multiple packages. Because of the difference in type and weight, Drama Shirt may pack your shipment in multiple packages, you will not be charged extra other than the amount that you've paid at checkout.

Tracking

When available, we will send you a tracking number with the confirmation email so that you can track the package online.

Shipping multiple orders

Multiple orders placed on the same day cannot be combined.

Shipping to multiple locations

Unfortunately, we cannot split up an order and ship to multiple locations. If you wish to send items to different locations, you will need to place a separate order for each shipping address.

Address changes

Unfortunately, we do not have the ability to change the shipping address once an order is out for delivery.

Customs charges and delays

Some countries may require import tax, duties, and customs fees for the imports. These charges, if applicable, are determined and charged by the Customs office of your country. Paying these charges is your responsibility. There might also be delays in delivery times due to customs checks which is out of our control. For more information, please contact your local Customs office.